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In which I go to a beach and also a forest and am overcome by the beauty of nature

I’ve been traveling around a bit lately! I went and hung out on the beach at the Great Ocean Road for a while.


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I go to a Pool Hall and astound everyone with my ball pocketing abilities

Everything I do is pretty much coated in fairy dust and sunshine rays. One of the things that I’m really super dooper good at is PLAYING POOL!

Hey, I’d like a table please!


Hey have you seen that Leonardo’s perfect man picture? He could have been painting ME! I’m anatomically PERFECT!


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Train whistle is a blowing, and so is my mind!

I took a train the other day. It stopped every station to AWESOME TOWN where I live. Oh yeah. Awesome. town. THEY’VE HAD TO GET PLANNING PERMISSION to extend the boundaries of AWESOME!

Firstly the ticket. Need to add money to it. How the heck…what is this thing. And why is it so small? And oddly angled?


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