Buying music

I was looking at my music collection the other day and I seemed to be lacking in really good music. I decided i TOATES had to remedy that. So off to the music shop I went!


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Cars and Boats and Trucks, Oh My!

Here in JustinBeiberDoll world, I get to travel all sorts of interesting ways and because I’m human (I TOTALLY am real), I just like being on things that move.

I could move you, you know. Look into my eyes. Feel the love I have to give you. Then, we’d BOTH be transported. To Paradise. To actual, real, Paradise.

The background of this shot has about 70 small children zooming around on motorbikes. NONE OF WHO ARE VISIBLE in this photo. You will have to take it on trust!


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Whereupon I, JustinBieberDoll, go shopping at IKEA


Here I am! Welcome to the temple of flat pack furniture and the place of most wondrous Swedish marketing, IKEA!

I’m so thrilled to be here. While some may worship in a temple or a church, I worship the culture of throw away mass marketing (wherefrom sprang my JustinBieberDoll body, after all!)

So. Welcome to IKEA!


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Tanks for the memories!

War. What is it good for? Hey, there’s a really original song lyric in that – how about this:

“War. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, not like Me! Me! What am I good for? Everything you see!”

I should win a grammy for that. If I don’t next year, I’m totally ROBBED.

War spoils are good for one thing, they are totally ace to hang out with. They make me look BETTER, if you can beliebe that!


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