It’s IMPERATIVE that I have nice coffee, as well as nice everything else. If I don’t I’m likely to sulk and you don’t want that!
Isn’t it grand that I live in a city full of real coffee shops then! How funky is this one.
This is totally a really cool man bag. OOOOh look a menu!
Wonder what goodies I can order today?
I’m thirsty. Until my coffee comes, I think I’ll have a water.
Oh excellent! my coffee has arrived!
I like my coffee as I like my men. Long and black!
I like my coffee as I like my women. Ground up and in the fridge!
BOOM TISH! I’m here all week!
Notice the flat white with the trilibite drawing in milk froth on it in the background.
BTW here is a totally unrelated picture of me riding a trilobite:
I’m really sweet enough already but I want some sweet sweet sugar.
And might I just say…sweets for the sweet?
NOM NOM NOM!!!!